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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩

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