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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜

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