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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕

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