Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 canary 🦜

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