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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 canary 🦜 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒

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