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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩

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