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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 goldfish 🐠 hamster 🐹 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍

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