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Pet squish

My step-auntie Hortense dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 kitten 🐱 rabbit 🐰 labrador 🐕 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 hamster 🐹

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