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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 puppy 🐶

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