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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped a piano on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ canary 🦜 poodle 🐩

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