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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped a piano on their pet …

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dog 🐕 snake 🐍 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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