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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped a barrel on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 rock ⚫️ monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹

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