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Pet squish

My step-auntie Gwendolyn dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈

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