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Pet squish

My step-auntie Rose dropped a sofa on their pet …

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dog 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 hamster 🐹 gerbil 🐹 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 pug 🐶 puppy 🐶

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