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Pet squish

My step-auntie Rose dropped a television on their pet …

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pony 🐴 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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