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Pet squish

My step-auntie Rose dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 rabbit 🐰 canary 🦜 kitten 🐱 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹

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