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Pet squish

My step-auntie Rose dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 pony 🐴 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 parakeet 🦜 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 monkey 🐒 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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