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Pet squish

My step-auntie Rose dropped a photocopier on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶

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