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Pet squish

My step-auntie Rose dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 tarantula 🕷 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹

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