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Pet squish

My step-auntie Rose dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 hamster 🐹 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷

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