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Pet squish

My step-auntie Rose dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 pug 🐶 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 canary 🦜 hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜

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