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Pet squish

My step-auntie Rose dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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kitten 🐱 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳 dog 🐕 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹

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