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Pet squish

My step-auntie Fannie dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 canary 🦜

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