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Pet squish

My step-auntie Fannie dropped a sofa on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 pony 🐴 rock ⚫️ labrador 🐕 puppy 🐶 snake 🐍

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