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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Fannie
dropped
a priceless vase
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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canary 🦜
puppy 🐶
snake 🐍
goldfish 🐠
rabbit 🐰
gerbil 🐹
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