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Pet squish

My step-auntie Fannie dropped a barrel on their pet …

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rock ⚫️ tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 hamster 🐹 labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 cat 🐈

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