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Pet squish

My step-auntie Fannie dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 poodle 🐩 goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 cat 🐈 pony 🐴 parakeet 🦜

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