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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Fannie
dropped
a gallon of soy sauce
on their pet
…
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start another snivelling excuse
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kitten 🐱
dog 🐕
rabbit 🐰
puppy 🐶
mouse 🐁
gerbil 🐹
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