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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Fannie
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
hamster 🐹
gerbil 🐹
rabbit 🐰
parakeet 🦜
rock ⚫️
pony 🐴
poodle 🐩
canary 🦜
pug 🐶
cat 🐈
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