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Pet squish

My step-auntie Fannie dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 rabbit 🐰 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱

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