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Pet squish

My step-auntie Fannie dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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goldfish 🐠 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 poodle 🐩

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