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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Fannie
dropped
a watermelon
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
rabbit 🐰
tarantula 🕷
rock ⚫️
kitten 🐱
guinea pig 🇬🇳
monkey 🐒
goldfish 🐠
puppy 🐶
cat 🐈
gerbil 🐹
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