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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 canary 🦜 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 labrador 🐕

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