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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒 parakeet 🦜 pug 🐶 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜 tarantula 🕷 mouse 🐁 guinea pig 🇬🇳 labrador 🐕

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