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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a sofa on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 goldfish 🐠

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