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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a sofa on their pet …

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pony 🐴 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕

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