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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️ puppy 🐶 canary 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒

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