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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 goldfish 🐠 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ cat 🐈

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