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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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canary 🦜 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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