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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a barrel on their pet …

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pony 🐴 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parrot 🦜 parakeet 🦜 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 rock ⚫️ goldfish 🐠

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