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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a television on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ dog 🐕

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