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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 rock ⚫️ kitten 🐱 puppy 🐶 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 parrot 🦜

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