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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕

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