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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 mouse 🐁 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 parrot 🦜 tarantula 🕷 rock ⚫️ poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶

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