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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Elsa
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dog 🐕
puppy 🐶
snake 🐍
cat 🐈
labrador 🐕
rabbit 🐰
hamster 🐹
rock ⚫️
canary 🦜
parakeet 🦜
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