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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Elsa
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
dog 🐕
monkey 🐒
mouse 🐁
rabbit 🐰
rock ⚫️
pony 🐴
gerbil 🐹
canary 🦜
kitten 🐱
puppy 🐶
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