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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶 labrador 🐕 pony 🐴 monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩

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