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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩

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