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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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canary 🦜 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷

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