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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

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dog 🐕 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 rock ⚫️ gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 guinea pig 🇬🇳 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 parakeet 🦜

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