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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Elsa
dropped
a photocopier
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
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hamster 🐹
snake 🐍
mouse 🐁
rabbit 🐰
pony 🐴
kitten 🐱
poodle 🐩
parrot 🦜
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