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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a car tyre on their pet …

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pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 rabbit 🐰 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 canary 🦜

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