Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped an anvil on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

gerbil 🐹 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rabbit 🐰 cat 🐈 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 mouse 🐁 kitten 🐱

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