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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 snake 🐍 parrot 🦜 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶

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