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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 snake 🐍 kitten 🐱 canary 🦜

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