Sorry I'm late today

Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 pony 🐴 canary 🦜 rabbit 🐰 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 poodle 🐩 guinea pig 🇬🇳 goldfish 🐠 cat 🐈

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