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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 poodle 🐩 kitten 🐱 dog 🐕 canary 🦜 gerbil 🐹 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 hamster 🐹

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