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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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poodle 🐩 hamster 🐹 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 canary 🦜 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜

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