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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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hamster 🐹 pug 🐶 cat 🐈 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 guinea pig 🇬🇳 poodle 🐩 mouse 🐁 parrot 🦜

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