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Pet squish

My step-auntie Elsa dropped a watermelon on their pet …

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monkey 🐒 poodle 🐩 cat 🐈 pug 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 puppy 🐶 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 snake 🐍

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