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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a computer on their pet …

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tarantula 🕷 goldfish 🐠 mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 puppy 🐶 guinea pig 🇬🇳 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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