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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a computer on their pet …

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labrador 🐕 goldfish 🐠 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 cat 🐈 monkey 🐒 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 parakeet 🦜 poodle 🐩

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