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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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mouse 🐁 canary 🦜 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 goldfish 🐠 gerbil 🐹 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴

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