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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a bicycle on their pet …

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dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 parakeet 🦜 monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 tarantula 🕷 gerbil 🐹 guinea pig 🇬🇳

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