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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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cat 🐈 poodle 🐩 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 parrot 🦜 puppy 🐶 tarantula 🕷 snake 🐍 canary 🦜

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