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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

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canary 🦜 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 parakeet 🦜 parrot 🦜 dog 🐕 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴 mouse 🐁 gerbil 🐹

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