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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a priceless vase on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

rabbit 🐰 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 rock ⚫️ pony 🐴 tarantula 🕷 labrador 🐕 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹 mouse 🐁

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