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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

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gerbil 🐹 goldfish 🐠 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 mouse 🐁 snake 🐍 pug 🐶 parrot 🦜 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶

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