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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a refrigerator on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

guinea pig 🇬🇳 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 goldfish 🐠 snake 🐍 tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 pug 🐶 mouse 🐁 rock ⚫️

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