Sorry I'm late today
Add to
Slack
Share
Tweet
Follow @sorryimlatebot
Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Delilah
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
snake 🐍
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
Weasley
...Cuddles
Simpkins
Picard
Kirk
Trotsky
Snort
Charlie
Widget
Daenerys
Privacy policy
. This silliness was made by
Dan
.