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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Delilah
dropped
a briefcase of fifty-thousand unmarked notes
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
cat 🐈
monkey 🐒
rabbit 🐰
parakeet 🦜
goldfish 🐠
kitten 🐱
mouse 🐁
labrador 🐕
poodle 🐩
hamster 🐹
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