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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 cat 🐈 guinea pig 🇬🇳 rock ⚫️ pug 🐶 dog 🐕 labrador 🐕 canary 🦜 puppy 🐶 monkey 🐒

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