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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

cat 🐈 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 goldfish 🐠 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷 rabbit 🐰 monkey 🐒 puppy 🐶 pony 🐴

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