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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

snake 🐍 labrador 🐕 kitten 🐱 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 tarantula 🕷 poodle 🐩 dog 🐕 cat 🐈 gerbil 🐹

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