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Pet squish
My
step-auntie
Delilah
dropped
a gold ingot
on their pet
…
↩
start another snivelling excuse
🃏
shuffle
🦄
random pathetic excuse
tarantula 🕷
canary 🦜
pony 🐴
labrador 🐕
mouse 🐁
rabbit 🐰
kitten 🐱
parrot 🦜
poodle 🐩
rock ⚫️
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