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Pet squish

My step-auntie Delilah dropped a gold ingot on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

tarantula 🕷 canary 🦜 pony 🐴 labrador 🐕 mouse 🐁 rabbit 🐰 kitten 🐱 parrot 🦜 poodle 🐩 rock ⚫️

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