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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a gallon of soy sauce on their pet …

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rabbit 🐰 pony 🐴 pug 🐶 rock ⚫️ parakeet 🦜 kitten 🐱 tarantula 🕷 puppy 🐶 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹

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