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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a photocopier on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

monkey 🐒 parrot 🦜 labrador 🐕 rabbit 🐰 poodle 🐩 gerbil 🐹 hamster 🐹 cat 🐈 dog 🐕 tarantula 🕷

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