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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a car tyre on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

mouse 🐁 tarantula 🕷 monkey 🐒 rabbit 🐰 pug 🐶 kitten 🐱 cat 🐈 goldfish 🐠 parakeet 🦜 gerbil 🐹

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