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Pet squish

My step-auntie Darla dropped a bowling ball on their pet …

↩ start another snivelling excuse 🃏 shuffle 🦄 random pathetic excuse

poodle 🐩 snake 🐍 goldfish 🐠 monkey 🐒 cat 🐈 parakeet 🦜 pony 🐴 gerbil 🐹 parrot 🦜 pug 🐶

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